Tiki Bar Drinks

A fun night out with my gal pals at Hala Kahiki a fantastic Hawaiian/Polynesian themed tiki bar. The drink menu is expansive and everything tasted fantastic...trust me...we tasted ALL of the drinks on the menu! They only serve pretzels...bummer!


From left to right: Maiden Punch, Surf Rider, Missionary Downfall and Purple Monkey. The Surf Rider won the taste test...but Missionary Downfall for sure won for title!
Slipper Nipples and Blow Job shots.
Yummmm...communal drinks...lots of backwash! The one on the right was The Volcano and the middle part was on fire. They were fantastic! Can't recall what the other one was named...and can't really recall what they tasted like exactly...but I know there were good!

Yummy!

Good food doesn't have to be fancy all the time...it just needs to satisfy! Donovan's favorite food is pasta...all kinds of pasta and sauces...his favorite being cheese tortellini and pesto! Seeing my son enjoy his food makes all the dirty dishes not matter!



So pretend your two again...and enjoy your food...get it all over you face and love it!

Spicy Tuna Steak

Today we're going for a home cooked speciality; Spicy Tuna Steak

This is a great one, as it's quick and easy to put together, and is pretty healthy (providing you don't stick a large lump of butter on the sweetcorn, as I did).

First and foremost, you need a fresh tuna steak. You can go with pre-packed, but I always think the fish fresh from the counter is much better, so go fresh if you can. Then create your spicy coating. As always, I make it up as I go, and suggestions are always welcome, but mine was made of the following:

Olive Oil

Tarragon

Dill Tips

Mild Chilli Powder

Afraid I'm not good with measurements, and you can vary each one as to your taste. I used about 2 tablespoons of oil, then about 1 teaspoon each of the tarragon, dill and chilli. Experiment, and go with what looks and tastes right.

Mix them all together in a shallow dish, and give the tuna steak a good rub around to get it fully coated and soaked in. You could probably marinade it, but I prefer the quick option!

Then, just throw the steak in a frying pan on a medium heat for about 7-8 minutes (depending on the size and thickness of the steak).

What you serve with the steak is also up to your own preference. I went for carrots, sugar snaps and sweetcorn as I like a lot of color on the plate. The whole thing probably took about 15-20 minutes.

Ministrone Soup & Muffins

This is the easiest minestrone soup to make and it tastes fantastic. It's actually more of a stew than a soup. I don't like broth based soups that much...I go for the creamy soups. So this is a healthier option and its not brothy! It takes about 20 minutes from start to finish. What you will need:

1 Jar of your favorite pasta sauce

1 Bag of frozen mixed vegetables

2 Stalks of celery chopped

1 Can of kidney beans

1 Clove of garlic

1 Box of the pasta of your choice

Basil, Oregano, Salt & Pepper to taste.


Then just dump it all in a pot and let it simmer a bit. I top mine with some fresh grated Parmesan cheese and your good to go!

When you crack these muffins open...it's nothing but blue...way too many blueberries...but still yummy!

Eating Out: The Swan

Saturday night was a leaving celebration for a friend, and we decided to head down to one of our old local pubs for some traditional pub food, at The Swan.

First off, a warm up with a tried and trusted pint of London Pride. I'd like to think that bitter is coming back into fashion, and personally, I'd like to see a return to the handle glass!


So, onto the food. All the food on their menu sounds fantastic, and looking at other peoples dishes, I don't think you'll go far wrong with whatever you pick. I finally decided on the steak, or as the menu describes.

Grilled fillet steak with triple cooked chips, oven dried tomatoes and garlic and parsley butter

My only issue when I get served something like this is how small it looks on the plate, but to be honest, it was a thick steak, and despite how small the potion seemed, it was certainly filling, with just enough space for dessert. Dessert incidentally, was chocolate brownies with hot chocolate sauce. Afraid that didn't stay around long enough to have it's picture taken!

So, if you ever happen to be near Chesham in Buckinghamshire, The Swan is well worth a visit!

Introduction

From the people who brought you Blog This! and Meaning of Loaf, welcome to Carnal Cuisine!

If you've just stumbled across this blog, either through links that other people will hopefully be providing, or just by random chance, you might be wondering what the hell this all is. Let me try and explain.

Born out of a random moment of inspiration, and a love of food, we've decided to create a blog which is dedicated to cooking, eating, and everything and anything to do with food. If you were after pictures of women performing obscene acts with food, sorry, we're not going that way. Unless we really need to boost the readership.

So whether you're looking for some ideas for dinner, or just want to drool over something hot and tasty, we hope you enjoy the blog!